Vibecoding All My SaaS

A deadpan parody of the cut every SaaS trend, where cancelling every subscription turns out to include the customers too. He ends up owning everything and needing none of it.

This is a straight-faced parody of the replace-it-yourself instinct, pushing the logic of cutting a SaaS bill until it swallows the business along with it. Every cancellation gets the same flat congratulation, whether it is a design tool or the four used Mac minis now running his own servers. The bit's punchline arrives in the same tone as the rest of it: the savings are real, and so is the fact that nobody is left to sell to.